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Bolt

Posted by cynicalcinema on November 21, 2008

Bolt
This is a movie is about a dog that stars in an action TV series and thinks he really is a super hero. He gets separated from his girl and sets out on a cross-country journey to get back to Hollywood. A few things:

  • I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to send pets through the mail.
  • A giant door would totally crush a plastic hamster ball.
  • Cats are jerks. Do you really think a cat would teach a dog how to be a dog?
  • Disney totally bit off the Animaniacs Goodfeathers with those stupid pigeons.

Surprise, he finds the girl at the end and all three animals live happily ever after.

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